Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Big Apple Donut creates more Malaysia FAT ASS!

This story trace way back to 3 years ago, a business trip which brought me to Indonesia, Jakarta. i was surprise by over-flocking of HUGE shopping malls built by filly rich corporation which don't make money because the shop sells products which weren't within the budget of people who goes there.

Then I noticed there're many donut shops and the first time I saw Big Apple and other competitors too, which they just basically the same shop that sells the same donut with different names; Big Apple was one of the biggest franchise in donut business back then.

Today, there're more and more Big Apples flocking into Malaysia, spreading like deadly virus.

Then I saw The Star newspaper putting up BIG advertising Big Apple to Malaysia nationwide. The first thing that came to my mind was, "Oh gosh, this can't be good. American Fat Ass is going to appear everywhere!"

You see, when young people eat, they just 'dun give it a shit" about healthy diet. The H word may even seems Alien to them. They can eat junk all day and call those food, telling their brain they already had proper meals.

The Star newspaper had made this a headline with compliment on each paragraph. Even posting up a large picture on a young virgin dude squeezing sugar cream on these hi-carb oily fried donuts. Sure... Big Apple has had their kitchen transparent, telling people they are clean and make hygiene donuts. Okay, so where are all the daily nutritions? huh? Do people eat this and call this meal? If Donut and Coffee is just for coffee break, so why open on lunch and dinner time?

It's obvious, how much money Big Apple has spent in marketing and advertising. This Big corp from god-knows-where can even afford to pay The Star newspaper to write a hocus-pocus interview to fool people. Let bet that if Big Apple is making big money from this, 5 years later, Malaysia doesn't not sound like American, but will have much bigger ass then American. Might even set some stupid "the Biggest Ass" in Book of Malaysian Record.

If you think that these colourful donut that sells at RM2 is worth eating, well, think again by looking into your still-good-looking piece of ass.

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