Greatest Gag Gifts For Your Friends - Funny Text T-shirt

The first Gag T-shirt I bought years ago that says "Paris - Diu Nia Sing", which means F**K Your M***er made some gags among my peers. Most didn't even notice until I asked them to read my shirt. Hell yeah, this is definitely a cool ice breaker between new friends and you.

I was searching for gag t-shirts on eBay, there're many of them listing on the e-market; but none of them have good quality shirts, most sellers charge expensive shipping fees. ~ Oh NO! I'm not going to pay 15 dollars just for a T-shirt! That's BS!

So, I decided to make my own gag t-shirt, some people call it stupid t-shirt, i guess they are stupid...

Gag T-shirts:

Insured By Mafia..You hit me, we hit you! BLACK T-SHIRT

SEXY EYE CHART EYE CHECK GAG & FUNNY BLACK T-SHIRT

This will keep most blondes busy long enough for you to get an eyefull.


SEXY EYE CHART
KEEP READING MY SHIRT WHILE I UNDRESS YOU WITH MY EYES AND LUST OVER YOUR HOT BODY

I'M THE 14 YEAR OLD GIRL U CYBER WITH BLACK T-SHIRT

Now go wash your brain out with soap.

UNDERCOVER POT SMOKER! BLACK T-SHIRT

No one will suspect you, when you have the right disguise.

YES I'M A BITCH, JUST NOT YOURS! BLACK T-SHIRT

Tell it like it is.


Well, that's all I've done last night. Hope you love it. I ordered some for my friends, as well as I will wear it and ask friends to READ MY SHIRT! HAHA

The secret scroll trapped in elestial quartz!

KB brought bunch some elestial quartz and BOY is he selling these precious quartz at a really dirt cheap price or what compare to those ebay seller online.

He's a piece of his personal collection that i wanna share it with you:

It is formed like a spear head, with a window formation at one side, showing its super clear quartz within this window. And if you look carefully, it's looks like there's a ancient scroll with written words is trapped inside this crystal.

Here's a zoom in to look at the "scroll", see that!? It's amazing!

Here another view point to look from.

A blast and aftermath of Roots Night II at Palate Palette!

It was WILD WILD at Palate Palette, KL on the second Roots Night. With all the Good food and live band music, I would say this is the best City get-away event that any young adult should not miss!

With bunch of Jamaican Rastafarian Hairstyle people walking around with Jamaican accent, "Hey-yo, what's up MoN.....", I was attracted to one song that was playing on the speaker:- Max Romeo And The Upsetters - "Chase The Devil"

Here's the song and its lyrics... Enjoy Mon!

Max Romeo And The Upsetters - "Chase The Devil"


Lyrics:

Lucifer son of the mourning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth!
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

Satan is an evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gaan with him hand

I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

Him haffi drop him fork and run
Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son
Him haffi lef' ya with him gun
Dig off with him bomb

I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

Satan is a evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gaan with him hand

I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race


Move ya with your gun
Mi sey fe lef' ya with your bomb...

Sudoku Fever!

If you're reading this article, i might realized that I've removed the Sudoku game from miniclip on the right panel.

The reason why I removed the game is NOT because i'm bored with the game anymore; in fact, I play sudoku EVERY DAY!

Yeap, I have new favorite sudoku hang-out place now at Facebook Game. It's more animated, same flash game and better pencil marking function.

If you sign up Acebuck (a cool application that allows you to earn AB money), you may make alot of AB money just by playing Facebook Sudoku!

Obsession for Aura Quartz

Today, I'm gonna present to you these exotic crystals, which shines multiple colors under the light.

Aura Quartz

Beneficial for Multidimensional healing, a master healer for any condition, multidimensional cellular memory healer, efficient receptor for programming, brings the body into balance, energy enhancement

Carrying the generic properties of Quartz, Aura Quartz is artificially enhanced but is nevertheless powerful, with an intense energy resulting from the alchemical process that bonds gold or other metals onto pure Quartz. Each Aura Quartz has its own specific properties related to color and gold, platinum, or other alchemicalized metal.

NOTE: Aura Quartz is a high-vibration stone.

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Aqua Aura Quartz

Beneficial for balancing polarities, fulfilling potential, thymus, immune system, carpal tunnel syndrome, strokes, multidimensional healing, a master healer for any condition, multidimensional cellular memory healing, efficient receptor for programming, bringing the body into balance.

A stone of spiritual abundance and communication created from gold bonded to Quartz, Aqua Aura activates soul energy, frees you from limitation, and generates space for something new. Stimulating channeling and self-expression, it deepens spiritual attunement and communication. Aqua Aura safeguards against metaphysical or psychological attack and bestow profound peace during meditation. Releasing negativity from the subtle energetic bodies, and healing auric "holes". Aqua Aura activates the chakras, especially at the throat, to encourage communication from the heart. Used in conjunction with other crystals, Aqua Aura enhances their healing properties.

NOTE: Aqua Aura Quartz is a high-vibration stone.

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Flame Aura Quartz

Beneficial for diabetes, multidimensional healing, a master healer for any condition, multidimensional cellular memory healing, efficient receptor for programming, bringing the body into balance.

Sharing many properties with Rainbow Aura Quartz, very deep blue Flame Aura Quartz, created from titanium and niobium, is an excellent crystal for use in spiritual initiations and rituals and for deepening meditation and spiritual attunement.

NOTE: Flame Aura Quartz is a high-vibration stone.

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Opal Aura Quartz

Beneficial for emotional trauma and hurt, constipation on all levels, toxicity, multidimensional healing, efficient receptor for programming, enhancing muscle-teasing, cleansing and enhancing the organs, immune system, bringing the body into balance, soothing burns.

In addition to carrying the generic properties of Aura Quartz and Quartz, true Opal Aura, produced from platinum, brings about a state of total union with the divine and cosmic consciousness. Like a rainbow signifying hope and optimism, Opal Aura is a crystal of joy. Purifying and balancing all the chakras, it integrates the light body into the physical dimensions and opens a deep state of meditative awareness, grounding the information received in the physical body

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Rose Aura Quartz

Beneficial for emotional healing, ameliorating anger, cellular healing, multidimensional cellular memory healing, efficient receptor, for programming, brings the body into balance, soothes burns, energy enhancement.

Rose Aura Quartz is formed through bonding Quartz and platinum, producing a dynamic energy that works on the pineal gland and the heart chakra to transmute deeply held doubts about self-worth, bestowing the gift of unconditional love of yourself and making a powerful connection to universal love. This form of Aura Quartz imbues the whole body with love, restoring the cells to perfect balance.

Like it?

All of these available at Lightworks!

New Essential Oil Diffuser Pedant

Lightworks has ordered some new products and this is something you would want it if you are using Essential Oils in Aromatherapy.

http://www.lightworks.com.my/essences/246.html


Fairy Aromatherapy Scent Chamber in Metal Alloy

(with 24" Black Cord with Slip Knot)

This essential oil jewelry design fairy figurine is a celebration of and the divine essence of plant derived aromas and the beauty of femininity.
　

This collectable fairy gift is made in sterling silver and designed for girls and women who from time to time enjoy the fantasy of living a fairy tale. Essential Oils and affirmations available.

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Celtic Cross Aromatherapy Scent Chamber in Metal Alloy

(with 24" Black Cord with Slip Knot)

The Celts were no foreigners to the healthy benefits of plant derived, natural aromas.

Celtic Cross Aromatherapy Scent Chamber Jewelry in sterling silver is designed for the men and women alike who favor the customs of the Celts and the magical properties of plants.

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Hemp Leaf Necklace Designs Scent Chamber in Metal Alloy

(with 24" Black Cord with Slip Knot)

Hemp is an important plant in the preservation of our planets environment. This scent releasing chamber was designed to release natures natural essences for health and pleasure throughout the day.
　

Whether you carry your scent bearing herbs or aromatic extracts of herbs, you will enjoy the design of this aromatherapy locket while showing your respect for this extremely important plant.

If you want to know how to make your own hemp necklaces, add one of these scent releasing pendants to a hemp cord.

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Bottle Pendant in Sterling Silver








Sunflower Medium Aromatherapy Pendant in Sterling Silver





Once treated with utmost reverence, aromatherapy jewelry was intended as a form of adornment and as a means to protect the body and soul from the unknown.

The Etruscans were the earliest known peoples to use perfume-holding jewelry between the years of 800-200 BCE. Between 1600 and 1800 CE, Europeans used hand-held fragrance containers to combat unpleasant odors and rid the surrounding air of disease.

As of the 18th century, aromatic jewelry started to shift from the sacred to the ornamental, moving squarely into the realm of art jewelry until the end of the 20th century. Most recently, western cultures have returned to the age-old custom of carrying natural plant extracts close to their skin as a means of improving mood and gaining mindfulness through aromatherapy.

The Aromatherapy Bottle and Sunflower were designed by jeffreydavid to carry perfumes or essential oils on absorbent pads which will gradually release their healing effects throughout the course of the day or evening. Each piece is designed in sterling silver with magnetic and hinged closures to ensure their use well into the next century.

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Heart Scent Chamber in Sterling Silver

With this pendant you will easily recall a positive affirmation whenever the scent is released from your Scent Chamber.

Open locket, add oil to pad and repeat the affirmation.


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The essence of plants and flowers may be experienced throughout the day in a scent releasing aromatherapy essential oil necklaces by Jeffrey David. Each aromatherapy necklace contains replaceable cotton pads that are freshened by your own choice of essential oils or perfume oil.
Click Here to see Mikael Zayat 100% Therapeutic Essential Oil

Wanna Spend RM40K to Propose to Your GirlFriend?

Yeah people. I was on my way to Cheriss's house using the LDP highway going towards Sunway from SS2. There's just this really catchy billboard when I passed through Kelana Jaya on my right hand side.



"Kelly Tan E Li, Will You Marry Me?"

Wahseh~ Kelly Tan E LI, famous liao lor...

Kelly Tan E LI,

Now everyone knows you have a damn RICH future-husband and he loves you so much till he bought a Billboard and proposed to you.

I would consider the answer to this nice gentleman as a YES. I mean, which girl wouldn't be touched if her boyfriend spent 40K to buy a billboard?

Congratulation!

Here's something new:

According to The Star, this whole proposal cost him about RM54,000 (which billboard cost David Tan RM40,000, diamond ring RM14,000).